Welcome to the home of BEER, the world’s most popular drink for over a million billion years. On this page you’ll find our hit single about needed a fucking beer, some merch about needing a fucking beer, and even a full video game about needing a fucking beer that you can play in browser or on your phone. That’s insane. What are we doing?

I NEED A FUCKING BEER - THE SONG!

 

I NEED A FUCKING BEER - THE GAME!

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Oh, your band didn’t make a video game for the only song you have released? Cool cool. Yeah, great set man.

 

I NEED A FUCKING BEER - THE SHIRT!

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This is a T-shirt. It's got guitar tablature on it for our song Beer. It's not a great shirt, but we're not a great band.

-Texas Chain Store Managers

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!